"The Prince of Magic" is fucking up shit in the Philippines and apparently Lando is the man that has to set him straight. You see, Lando gets all these crazy powers from his dead uncle and turns into somewhat of a Filipino jesus - Healing people by laying hands on them and shooting energy beams out of his hands. The film features: hand-beam duels, crazy-eye staredowns, snakes turning into naked weirdos, rapes, exploding chicks, stonewashed denim, mustaches, Satan, etc. Yey!
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