The Orphan (1979) - John Ballard


"The Orphan" is a shitty excuse for a film that basically drags on for what feels like an eternity. People you don't care about talk to other people you don't care about about stuff you don't care about. The only thing horrifying about this film is how it manages to stay utterly uninteresting for nearly two hours. Seriously, NOTHING is happening and watching it feels like going in circles. People who claim this film has something going for it are morons. If I had a time-machine, I'd use it to go back in time and kill John Ballard before he could make this painfully dull celluloid stain.

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